Letter to Bridget Jones
Dear Bridget Jones,
How are you? I’m writing to invite you to my ‘Single Party’ which is going to be on Monday at 10 o’clock in the evening.
I hope you will come, and then we’ll have fun and enjoy the advantages of being free.
Rules: boys are excluded except for Tom (who is gay)
Don’t forget to bring a lot of Bloody Mary with you!
And please don’t run in the garden while you’re naked. (Remember when you were 4 and Mark Darcy was 8…) Never mind, but please come in clothes.
I think you can eat a bit of fast food, but not too much. It isn’t so unhealthy if you also eat some food which doesn’t make you put on weight. Give your friends a second chance and talk to them.
It’s easier to start a diet together with them.
Your friend,
Sharon
2008
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