Dear Bridget Jones,

How are you? I’m writing to invite you to my ‘Single Party’ which is going to be on Monday at 10 o’clock in the evening.

I hope you will come, and then we’ll have fun and enjoy the advantages of being free.

Rules: boys are excluded except for Tom (who is gay)

Don’t forget to bring a lot of Bloody Mary with you!

And please don’t run in the garden while you’re naked. (Remember when you were 4 and Mark Darcy was 8…) Never mind, but please come in clothes.

I think you can eat a bit of fast food, but not too much. It isn’t so unhealthy if you also eat some food which doesn’t make you put on weight. Give your friends a second chance and talk to them.

It’s easier to start a diet together with them.

Your friend,

                          Sharon

2008