My very old auntie is a bit silly,

She has got red curly hair,

That’s why she doesn’t care.

Claire wears a bra as a necklace,

She is making pancakes.

My auntie is stirring the mass,

Then she says:

Women have great power,

„Pour a little milk and some flour”!

That’s why the cake will be delicious,

And the birds outside are very gorgeous.

My Auntie, Claire never sleeps,

When I see her, I must scream.

Claire’s teeth are disgusting,

Her face is pale and frightening.

She is old and - at night – so peculiar,

That I couldn’t find the doorbell, when I visited her.

She’s always in a good mood,

Laughs a lot and runs for fast food.

February 2008, Kaposvár